Despite what you may hear from left-wing extremists, Global Warming is neither good nor bad. It simply is. So lets do what American's do best; lets make the best of the situation and come out on top.

It All Comes Down to Attitude

The whole thing with Global Warming is attitude. Sure, we can get sad and depressed that polar bears are drowning, or food shortages are causing thousands to die from starvation. But what about that American grandmother, whose joints get stiff in the cold? Now she doesn't have to move to Florida but can survive the new warm winters in upstate New York. How fantastic is that!

Big Warm Hug

Instead of focusing on the negative, lets just adjust our attitude. Global warming is just a big ole' hug from mother nature. Lets accept this loving embrace and take advantage of the gifts she is giving us all. Gifts like a brand new continent to use for the betterment of human kind!

Antarctica

It's hard to find use of a vast continent covered with two miles of solid ice. But warm the average global temperature a few degrees, and suddenly we have another "New World".

The New World and Manifest Destiny

It is the Manifest Destiny of America to conquer this wasteland for ourselves, so when the ice melts, we can take advantage of the resources and build a better world for tomorrow.